I was in a local "Big Box" store last night called Izumiya. It's a great shop and when wandering around you almost feel like you're back in a big box store in North America. You feel that way until you see something like this!
"Under Ground Ride on Fuckin Age"....yep...this was embroidered on a backpack in the children's section of the shop. I took this with my camera phone. Brilliant "Engrish!"